Saturday, March 5, 2011

Pink tutus, Black dog

 Introducing: Mr. Peabody!  Nicknames: Peabs, Agent Peabs, Agent Peanut Butter, Sir Peabs-a-lot, Stinky Dog, Stinker, Holy Cow You Smelly Thing, Little Miss BeePotty (that one is from Campbell, who thinks she's saying his real name). 

Mr. Peabody is a 9-year-old Dachsund mix.  His previous owner loved him dearly, but because of personal circumstances she needed to give him away.  I went over to meet him and consider the idea of having a dog and he loved me, and his previous owner liked that and put him in my car.  So we sort of accidentally took him in. 

He is a really really good dog!  Almost no trouble.  Oh, except that he smells.  He smells SOOO BAD!  I took him to the vet though, and it's just a bacterial skin infection (um, EWWW!), so hopefully with enough pricey dog-prescriptions, he'll clear up and smell like his inner rose. 

He wants needs to be immediately next to me/on me at all times.  He cries and whines and barks if I go upstairs (where he is not allowed to go).  He nuzzles his muzzle up between my arms when we have family prayer. He jumps up to my lap whenever it becomes available, and he watches me constantly, presumably in awe at my goddess-like presence.
 He's so good with the kids.  They try to break him in half, and he's almost always patient and calm about it.  They love him.  He tolerates them.  It works.

Last night the girls put on a show.  They love to stand just out of view (like behind this make-shift curtain) and announce in their best announcer voice, "INTRODUCINNNNNNGGGG......Julia Raisina Clive" or "Julia Cambo Clive" or some other form of Julia.  It's a favorite name around here.
 I loved Campbell's wardrobe malfunction.  I couldn't help myself.  Could you?
 Cadence hogs both microphones.  She's singing along to an Alison Krause song ("Where have you been, my long lost friend, it's good to see you again...)
Life with these kids is such a blur:
 And pretty soon they are going to be all grown up.  Don't.  Please.  Don't.




 Below: They grasp hands, and, as rehearsed and discussed, prepared to jump off at the same time.  Campbell, ever over-zealous, goes for it while Cadence, ever thinking of new opportunities, decides it'd be interesting to pull back instead.  The physics were, indeed, interesting, though confusing for Cam.
 Where was Layla during all of this?  Oh, giving me this look:
 And this one:

 Be still my beating heart!  I fall in love with Little Miss several times a day:

A mess of mesh:

Our lives are filled with beads and bows and ruffles and tutus and costumes and dance parties and productions and twirls and curtsies and pink and purple but mostly pink and pink pink pink.  I can't complain at all.  In fact, I love it!  But it's also filled with dramatic accusations of "You HATE this outfit!!" or "You HATE ME because I chose this outfit!" or "Nobody wants me to have fun in this family!" or "You NEVER let me pick my own clothes!" (Um, pretty much every day she does).  There's also that old familiar deep, gravelly, red-faced scream of Campbell's: "NO!!! I NOT go to time out!!!" Or "NO!!! I NOT SPONCH BUG!!!" (Spencer likes to call her "SpongeBob" to get this reaction out of her.)  And Layla, while she's pretty easy going, makes herself heard as well.  So, girls.  We're dramatic, we're emotional, but we're loads of cute cute fun!

But seriously.  What is your life filled with?

6 comments:

Lisa said...

Cambell's malfunction made me laugh out loud. So funny.

Cool dog.

My life is filled with my kids jumping off of stuff and breaking the furniture or themselves.

Pam said...

My life is FILLED with peace and quiet. The kind of quiet I could only dream longingly for 20 years ago when I had four little pink ballerinas and was wondering if I'd ever have a son.

Sadly, I now live far, far, far away from each of those little ballerinas and I miss them and their big strong handsome brother...and their 'plays', songs, stories, and drama like crazy!

You are the luckiest!

E B said...

My life is filled with pink, I mean PINK, and sometimes dancing and sometimes drama and many changes of clothes. Therefore, my girls miss your girls. I wonder what would happen if we got our 2 1/2 year olds together again? You're so funny Mardee, good good laughs! And you reaffirm to me that I do not want a dog.

Andrea said...

Yuck. I hate dogs. But I give props to people who can handle them. So: props!

I do NOT hate little girls. In fact, they are one of my favorite kind of people. (The other is little boys.)

Kellie said...

Oh Mardee dearest... I love you & cherish the memories when, as roommates we would dress up. My life is currently filled with a dog as well. A 7 month old puppy who has ears so big, she possibly may fly one day with the speed she moves at. A puppy who chewed up a library book. But also who wags her tail so hard when she sees you that you think her bottom is going to break (or break something). Her destruction is actually worth her love and snuggles.

Nortorious said...

Mimi: Ohhh, that's so cute ballerinas! I like the baby one.

I say, way to get a trained dog and not fall in love with a puppy! This will probably be the easiest pet ever. Except dauschunds are notoriously clingy. Remember waffle? Same behavior exactly. He'd never run away but he was always underfoot. Kinda like a baby who holds onto your knees. Cute, but..
Loved this post. I have a girl crush on you. Still.