Friday, June 1, 2012

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...because my kids have been really cute lately.  And we've done some fun things lately.  So I wanted to jot a few notes down.  Then I 'll get back to the slide-show-travelogue-of-the-future.

So the other day Layla said to me: "Mommy, can I have knowledge for breakfast?"

ahehe, where did that come from?  I don't know.  But a simple no wouldn't suffice.  We settled on having it for lunch instead, since it was mid-morning and breakfast was past.

  Sometimes she gets reeeeally mad at me, and then she yells, "DIE!!!!!!!".  I truly don't know if she actually is saying "die" or if it is a coincidence, but that's some coincidence, eh? 

As you probably know, Layla is 100% Spencer.  She is a natural-born hoot-n-holler-er.  Seriously.  She will just start screaming and cheering for anything that makes her happy.  If you've ever heard Spencer when he's excited... chuckle, chuckle....



Campbell.... oh, campbell...  here are some quotes from her (with a warning that they are rife with rudeness):
     Listening to a song in the car, "Mom, is that a tuba?" 
Me: "Uh, yes, I think so..." 
Cam: "Mom, I fink a tuba sounds like a buuuutt".  She says it like that kid says "blood" in that old youtube video, remember? like the "u" sound is like a long grunt almost. Oh, and we are NOT allowed to say that word in our house, so you can imagine my shock.
(I got out of the shower one day to see Campbell, who was very proud and excited to show me this.)


     Another time in the car, "Oooops, sorry, Mom.  I 'fowted' (farted) in my buuuuuutt."  Me: "Campbell, where did you learn those words?  We don't ever say those words, they are not polite.  Who taught you to say those words?"   Campbell thinks about it, "Mmm, I fink it was Jejush (Jesus)".  

After suspecting it for a few weeks, I've concluded that Campbell thinks of Jesus like an imaginary friend.  She has been known to blame Him for things, to insist He doesn't get sat upon, etc.  I've decided to be more explanatory about our relationship with Jesus. 

Cadence is growing right up.  Ahh!  I can barely stand it.  I can also barely stand to have to keep her busy all day everyday, now that school is out.  Well, I love it, but it's hard...  She is serious about chore lists, though.  Give that girl a list of chores and she gets in the zone.  She rarely complains about chores and is a hard worker most of the time. 
As you know, she's also serious about her wardrobe.  The pink-punch-in-the-face above was her outfit (and hairdo) this morning.  All her. 




This morning I got an email from soon-to-be-Aunt Fan asking what colors and sizes of traditional Chinese dresses do the girls want.  I asked the girls what colors they wanted and without further guidance received these replies: Cadence: coral, Campbell: turquoise, Layla: "pink".  They were all quite sure and came up with it on their own.  I thought it was fitting for my girls.

Here's a little part of Cadence's prayer the other day, which I thought was cute: "...And please bless us to always have the opportunity to play, and that we won't get sick for 2 years.  Or 1 year if it is your plan...."



 Oh, little Clives.  You drive me crazy.  And you are so cute.  And your little faces make me want to freeze you with a freeze-ray and keep you forever in a little glass case so I can keep you in my purse and you'll never grow up...

Oh, was that a little creepy?  I meant it like a normal person...  yeah...



   

Friday, April 20, 2012

what do irresponsible parents do for fun? pt. 1

They leave their kids home with grandparents who are just dying to spoil the kids for a week while they go off and leave the country.  It's actually pretty awesome!  Try it!  Oh, unless you are into being "responsible"...whatever that means.

So, you may or may not be interested in our travels to Vienna, Budapest, and Romania last week, but I am, and hey, it's my blog (aka, memory, since my internal one is kind of like a paper towel instead of a sponge.)

So what follows is going to be an awful lot like when people used to gather their friends and family around and make them sit around for hours looking at a slide show and listening to backstories.  Only you don't have to feel trapped.  You can leave, just don't tell me.

First I have to say that Spencer is the travel genius, here.  And that his parents were the travel heros.  Thanks a kajillionbajilliongoogle-plux to them for being willing to take time off and travel here and give our kids so much love and care for us.  The kids had an absolutely wonderful time, and wonder why we can't just go do whatever they want to like apparently they did while Gramps and Mamaw were here.   Thank you thank you thank you!

PART ONE: VIENNA

We began with 24 hours of flights/layovers and found ourselved in Vienna on Easter about midday. We watched the snow fall around us in our light jackets and thin layers that were packed for 50-60 degrees. Brrr.

To combat the cold, we decided to duck into a pastrie shop
 each time we couldn't feel our fingers any longer.  It was a much better plan than buying gloves and coats.  In fact, unlike our typical travel but much to my own pleasure, much of our tourism involved food.  Here is Spencer with a "weinerschnitzel".  Sadly, until that day, I thought it was a hot dog.  Also, not to be forgotten was the hot chocolate.  Oh, it was the real deal. 


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Below, Spencer sinks his teeth into a curry sausage.  both delicious and horrifying at the same time, truly a work of art.

Stephansdome, or St. Stephans Cathedral.  Too bad it's such gloomy weather, you can't see how amazing it is in this picture.

The interior of Stephansdome was incredible.  The walls and ceiling were elaborately carved stone, it was so expansive, and quite bright, for being such a large, old cathedral.  We attended Easter Mass there that evening but after all the travel and not finding it as easy as Spencer did to sleep on the planes, I did find it easy to fall asleep while standing up at Mass.  So we didn't stay as long as we hoped. 

 The view from the steep, slick, stupid spiral staircase that leads up a tower.  The things I do for love.
Oh, look below: that's me going down the staircase carefully.  Turns out that until this moment, my own husband never knew I had an unreasonable fear of stairs.  I might have been hyperventilating for much of this climb.



 Just a couple of honeymooners at Stephansplatz!
 Okay, Spencer might have to correct me, but I believe this is one view of Hofburg, which was a Hapsburg Dynasty Palace.  There were so many amazing buildings and they were so expansive sometimes it was hard to know what you were looking at.
 Look at this handsome guy.  Unfortunately he's in way fewer pictures than I am because 1) he is better at manning the camera and 2) he finds my awkwardness in front of the camera amusing. 

See below:
 That's just one of dozens of sculptures that pepper this city.  Can you imagine living in a city where you are surrounded by astounding, historically significant, artistically singular architecture and sculpture?





 Below: Ok, maybe my favorite thing in Vienna was the Hofburg.  The imperial palace has been turned into a handful of museums, including the "Silver Collection" which you will see a few items from below, and the "Sisi Museum", which tells the story of Empress Elisabeth, wife of the final real Hapsburg Emporer of the Hungarian-Austrian Empire, and the "Emperial Apartments Museum", where you get to actually see part of the living quarters of the Emperor and Empress and get a feel for what their lives were like, and how their quarters were used and decorated.   It was as cool as any museum can get, I thought.  I'd rather take my kids to see a real palace than Disneyland anyday, I think.  No pictures were allowed in the second and third museums, though, sorry!

 Above: this doesn't seem that impressive, but note the people who were incidentally in the picture and you get an idea of how huge it is.   below: oh, just a centerpiece.  Interesting note: When having a royal dinner party, whenever the king finished, the course ended and was cleared for the next course, so the king was very careful to watch his guests and made sure not to put down his fork until all his guests were finished eating.
 Sneaky, sneaky, sir.  Spencer took this contraband picture of a bust displaying the Empress Elisabeth wearing a replica of the royal jewels worn at her wedding or coronation (both were displayed, can't remember which this was).  The jewelry is "no longer in existence".  hmmmm, would love to know what happened to it.


Sometimes in Vienna large staircases are painted like impressionist canvases.  It's no big deal.
Below: The Staatsoper, or State Opera House.  Apparently every region has one of these around there and they are palaces in their own right, really.  So fancy.  Sooo fancy.  Also, I was surprised to find that my singing didn't attract anybody who wanted to pay me to perform. 

 Below, a truly classy gentleman in a truly classy joint (staatsoper).  We went to see the ballet "Anna Karenina".




 One of the most memorable parts of that night was getting to our seats.  We were in the top balcony, second row.  The box was shared with only about 5 other people.  The lights lowered, and the curtains parted, the orchestra began to weave a story of emotion and what sounded like a plot but... if there were dancers, we had know way of knowing.  We stood.  Spencer leaned back against the wall and as far foward he could.  I stood on my chair (classy, right?), leaned over, holding Spencer's shoulders so that I didn't fall into the orchestra 3 stories below.  Hmmm.... Oh, I see-- some are going in and out of backstage, stage left.  Wow, this is great.  literally could see NOTHING. 
Spencer then admits to me that he paid a whopping $8 dollars for our tickets.  But still, who sells tickets for any price for seats that allow NO view at all of the show?  What the heck!?!  We went to complain and were told, "well, you can watch it on a moniter in a lobby."  Uh, yeah, thanks.  We finally convinced them to let us stand in the standing section in the back, where the view was maybe not great, but a million times better than it was.  We enjoyed the rest of the ballet and decided next time to pay a little more money for a good view :)

Thursday, March 22, 2012

sand(wich)s of time...

 in which I ramble about sandwiches with no apparent purpose, although the original purpose was just that I was thinking about sandwiches and thought I'd journal about it a little for posterity.  Then waxed bragadocious and then even acted like I know more than you.  Also it's the middle of the night.

I love sandwiches.  When Spencer and I first began dating, he asked me what my favorite food was, and almost broke up with me when I answered "sandwiches".  He didn't understand.  And I didn't understand what there is to not understand.  And in time we ate eachother's versions of sandwiches and we understood.

An interesting bit of trivia: in spite of the fact that I can pretty much spell anything, and loooove sandwiches, I spell it wrong 99% of the time.  (sandwhich)  Now you know.

I've often been told I make the best sandwiches.  I hate to brag, but, uh, yeah...I'm kind of a big deal.

Along with my dream of being a rockstar, I've always dreamed of opening a cute little sandwich shop.  Seriously.  Ask anybody who's known me for a long time.  They will probably know this.

For years I refused to eat Subway Sandwiches because those so-called "artists" built the dang thing backwards (who puts mayonnaise on the MEAT!?!)  and didn't have spinach. 

Sometimes I reeeeeeeeally miss Utah, because the smoked-turkey-salad-on-home-made-wheat-with-cranberry-sauce-avocado-and-sprouts from Hickory Kist was heavenly...I can still taste it.

And sometimes I miss San Francisco because at Boudin's Bakery the most lovely of sour dough sandwiches could be procured...oh! just the thought!

In Chicago I mostly made my sandwiches at home (being super poor and often pregnant/postnatal).  So my Chicago food-pinings are mostly for cake-shakes and plantain nachos.  Moving on...

Anyway, are you wondering why  my sandwiches are so much better than a boring (pardon the language), run-a-the-mill wonder-bread-balogna thing you are picturing?

I think I just have the special touch.  But here are some tips for you without that touch:

Don't use cake in bread's clothing.  White bread isn't bread.  Use something with substance.  REAL, 100% WHOLE WHEAT.  Or Rye, or something real like that.  No cakes.

Lubricate that.  No dry bread.  How's your sandwich going to stick together without it?  You may as well build a bicycle without screws, nuts, bolts or whatever you use to keep it together.... hmmm, that analogy was really good in my head, before it had words.  But I mean it.  If you are scared of making it fattening--man up.  You only have one life to live.  Quit eating junk food and eat sandwiches that make you happy.  And then junk food, if you so desire.

This sad sandwich just found out that he's not really wheat after all...

Meat goes on one slice of bread, cheese on the other.  No vegetables should be touching the bread.  You do want it saucy, you DON'T want it soggy.

Go big or go lame.  If it's a peanut butter sandwich, put peanut butter on both slices, then plenty of honey or jam.  If it's a lunch meat sandwich, pile the ingredients on.  pleeease don't put on a slice of pressed processed turkey, a slice of cheese, and call it a sandwich.  Put some crunchy stuff on, some sweet stuff, some savory stuff, some juicy stuff, and put a lot on.

And as a final tip, here are some ingredients besides your typical meat/cheese/tomato/pickle to consider:

-spinach spinach spinach
-arugula
-kale (btw, I was a kale-lover way before it was cool.  just sayin'.)
-leftovers (potatoes, hashbrowns, fajita filling, side dishes of all kinds....)
-marinara sauce
-poppy seed dressing
-cottage cheese
-pine nuts
-shredded brussel sprouts
-wheat germ
-cranberry sauce (like the best sandwich topping ever)
-fried egg (really good on a bagel sandwich)


So there are some ideas you may not have come up with on your own.  Now, go make yourself a new kind of sandwich.  You can thank me later.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

The Family That Rocks Together, Rocks Together

Last Saturday, I had the biggest surprise of my life.  Wait--second to Layla.  Spencer and I were on a day-date, which I had planned.  We were going to go out to eat when Spencer realized he had forgotten the coupon for the restaurant.  We had to turn around and drive back home after being out and about for about 45 minutes.  So I sneakily ducked in through the front door, ready to dart in, grab the coupon, and get out before the kids saw me, and....

SURPRISE!!!  50 friends filled my house, in costume, ready to rock. 

Wha?!?  What are they even here to celebrate!?!  I was laughing my head off, totally shocked, and seriously confused.  Plus grateful that I'd spent all day cleaning my house.

"Happy half birthday!!!"  They yelled.  It's my half birthday?  And people showed up to celebrate it?  In full-on dress-up fashion?!? What have I done to deserve this?

It was some unquestionable awesomeness.  My soul was rocked in a serious way by how great they are. 

Spencer explained that since I was so sick when my 29th birthday had come along that we didn't get to celebrate it in any exciting fashion, and since my next birthday I'll be 30 and hence, old and boring, this was our chance. 

Seriously, thank you so much.  Thank you husband who knows my heart (surprise party + dress-ups + rockband = yes, please).  Thank you to friends who have my back (Tara, who was prepared to pack a costume for me, or clean my house if needed, Jill who spent a lot of time on my cakes, Amanda, who did pics, and all those who dressed up to make the party really rock.  And Michelle, who wore blue eyeshadow :)  ).




A couple of families had already left by the time we took this picture, but here's a pretty good group shot.  Everybody was worried that my neighbor would think we were weird.  I should probably start worrying about things like that...



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In other news, if you are wondering what normal things we've been up to, I can't help you.  this is the collection of photos that were waiting until today to be downloaded from camera to computer:

Dan and Spencer took Cadence and Gavin to see Star Wars 3D a few weeks ago.  Tara and I put these costumes together in under and hour.  And the kids put the attitude into them the whole night.


The beautiful people pictured below threw a murder-mystery dinner one night and I have to say, I think they started a trend.  I sense more of these to come.  It was so fun!!!





And Spencer and these fun friends performed "Am I a Man or a Muppet" (if you haven't heard the song from the new muppet movie, go watch it on youtube.  it's niiiiiice.)  It.Was.Amazing.    and that skin suit has been mistaken for skin.  it's a suit, people!!!   This was a highlight in our ward history, as was the entire night.  You should have see us ladies forget that we are now mild-mannered, responsible adults without personalities when "footloose" and "loveshack" came on.  That dance-floor has NEVER seen the moves we were throwin' at it.  Surely not at the youth dances.  It was a memorable night, to put it lightly.